let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
thegirllostinspace asked: 43. Narvin and Romana
Leela told him it was a warrior’s death. Romana told him he was an idiot. Unfortunately, he had to agree more with Romana, though Leela’s assessment was certainly flattering.
"Why couldn’t you have let me do it? At least I could have regenerated," Romana snapped, her hands clenched tightly around his. Leela held his other one, pressing it alternately to her lips and forehead.
"Apparently because I’m not smart enough to avoid it," Narvin said. He coughed, and squeezed his eyes shut. If he was coughing up blood, he didn’t want to know.
"Damn right," Romana said. He couldn’t even look at her. She sounded on the verge of tears. Leela, he knew, was already crying silently. "Oh, Narvin…”
"Believe me, I’m not that happy with it myself," Narvin said, and coughed again. He could feel himself getting weaker, and silently railed at the circumstances that had brought him to this point. If he could only regenerate—
But it was too late for that. His breathing gave a harsh shudder, matched by Romana’s as she did start crying.
"Don’t," he said. "You’re going to make me think you care."
"I do, you idiot," Romana said.
"We will miss you," Leela said. Her voice was thick with tears. Narvin turned his head to look at her, but found that his eyelids were too heavy to open.
"Don’t you start," he muttered. Unconsciousness was coming. This was it. He really should be a lot more upset about this, he thought. If he had the energy.
The last thing he felt was a pair of lips pressing against his forehead. But he didn’t know whose they were.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
Worship the pig.
Miss Piggy, you’re great.
tbh i dont care if theres some tiny little shred of evidence that gallifreyans arent ace if youre fighting against canon representation you are a toxic piece of shit bye
i have proof that all gallifreyans are ace, this is what they look like without perception filters
i dont even know what to say